TODAY Lookin' at a 107 heat index today. We are gonna get \_FUCKED\_ with Prime Day bullshit. The smartest among us are burning their call-ins. I am not a smart man. Thank Fuck Amazon was able to clear out that old inventory in via a fucking Barrage of Bullshit and Poorly Taped Boxes*. I've been working in metal 53 foot trailers all week. Our door fans have an effective range of ~20 feet. Should be good times. Might break the 2 gallon mark on water consumption. Did 1.5 yesterday over 5 hours. My family wants us to go see the City Band at the park tonight. I have my doubts about my willingness to sit in the heat off the clock. I have my doubts about their willingness too. I don't understand why the Band only plays in the dead of summer, buried in the middle of the week. Weekends? Spring? Fall? Nope. LAST SUNDAY I made falafel! I've been meaning to do a #grubski post about it, but haven't gotten around to it yet. Frying is a pain, otherwise I'd make falafel more than twice a year. LAST SATURDAY Helped a friend move into a house he just bought with his new USPS salary. Well, I say "helped"... he's at the bottom of the seniority list. Guess who got called in to do a cover route on the day of the move? Yep. _________________________ * Fuck paper tape. Double fuck paper tape that was minimally applied. Triple fuck paper tape that was minimally applied to the bare minimum of products that can qualify as "cardboard".