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user-inactivated  ·  3178 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: I opened my coffee shop yesterday...

    Probably by screaming strange things and discounts on YikYak at them.

"CAFFEINE BITCHES! COME GET YOURS! 20% OFF YOUR FIRST CUP OF COFFEE! YOU WANT IT CAUSE REDBULL TASTES LIKE SHIT!"

"FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA! TELL STARBUCKS TO SIT ON IT AND SPIN! BUY MY COFFEE INSTEAD!"

"FINALS DRAGGING YOU DOWN? TRY COCAINE! DON'T HAVE ANY? I HAVE THE NEXT BEST THING! MUTHAFUCKINGCAFFEINEDAWG!!!!"