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user-inactivated · 3946 days ago · link · · parent · post: Write a poem as fast as you can. No revisions, no caring, just BAM.... Here is my attempt
I was like
TNG wants me to do poems
but ref knows I hate contemporary
So I thought I'd rap instead
There's no track / I'm still legendary
Ain't no way I could do this 'thout soundin corny as fuck
It's a good thing I rhymed with fuck / 'cause lots of words rhyme with it like suck
or buck, or yuck
Fold my arms like darkwing duck
That's the end of the rhyme, I'm stuck
Then cackle like a maniac, hubski I'm ownin
That ain't a metaphor, these bars keep me zonin
Call me 7 Samurai, I'm ronin
Reading Jojo I'm shonen
Playing smash and I'm pwnin
Ain't heard that phrase since '04
Wanna work out but I'm sore
Can't pay for classes I'm poor
They say I act like eeyore
That ain't true...I just hate you.
Peace.