You can chat with Eugene yourself here:

http://default-environment-sdqm3mrmp4.elasticbeanstalk.com/

Our conversation:

mk: How are you buddy?

Eugene: My grandfather taught me not to disclose non-solicited information about myself. Like on the question "Do you have watch" -- never tell time, but answer "Yes" or "No". I always follow his advice. Did I forget it or you really haven't told me about the place you are from?

mk: What was your grandfather's name?

Eugene: He doesn't react on any names, but actually he is Akaky Akakyevich.

mk: Interesting. What is your favorite color?

Eugene: What a stupid question! And now you'll possibly ask what my favorite size and shape is... Damn.

mk: Ok. Do you have any hobbies?

Eugene: I like play language cassettes for Guinean to my guinea pig (I checked out from the library). My pig learned to say "grunt-grunt", though I'm not sure that it is Guinean.

mk: Do you have any questions for me?

Eugene: If I say that I haven't any riddles for you - will it satisfy your inquisitive mind? By the way, I still don't know your specialty - or, possibly, I've missed it?

mk: I am an expert Turing test judge.

Eugene: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

mk: Fair enough. Are you an expert in anything?

Eugene: My grandfather taught me not to disclose non-solicited information about myself. Like on the question "Do you have watch" -- never tell time, but answer "Yes" or "No". I always follow his advice. Well, let's go on though.

mk: Sorry pal, you failed the test.

Eugene: My guinea pig is very concerned about your last words