What does "neckbeard" mean to you? Is it a man who is unattractive by conventional standards, one who is socially awkward, or one who due to mental and emotional problems has trouble maintaining standard hygiene? How do any of these affect your interactions with someone online? And what is wrong with euphoria? Do you even know what that word means? Here are some definitions: "a feeling of great happiness and excitement, a feeling of well-being or elation", "a state of intense happiness and self-confidence". Why would you want to avoid that? Yes some later definitions say it can be associated with a "pathological state such as mania" but it doesn't necessarily have to be. I would strive to be euphoric all the time if I could do it safely - http://hedweb.com/