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user-inactivated · 4192 days ago · link · · parent · post: Don't Watch "Alien Origin" Even Ironically
I was thinking about how this review might provide spoilers and maybe someday I would (ha) watch this movie so -- but then I realized you don't seem to know what happened even after watching it, so you probably can't spoil it for me.
The ultimate spoiler is that nothing happens in this movie. I honestly wish I could have done a much better review, but there's really nothing going on for almost the entire film. There isn't even moments where its funny bad, its just so goddamn boring. I'm not doing Asylum again. That was awful.