I searched all over Imgur and I can't find it, but there was this wonderful screenshot of Facebook or something of the other about a lady who brought in a stray dog to give a bath. She described it as "smelly" and "aggressive" and the pictures were of a very relaxed yet still somewhat perplexed coyote. Honestly, I don't know if it's real or not, but I want to believe. I've been thinking about it all week and I just get giddy at the idea of some lady, coaxing (or better yet) wrestling some poor coyote into her car to take home and give it a bath against its will. The scenario has gone through my head in so many different ways, I can't just help but think the poor pup just raises its hackles and growls at her only to back down at the first stern warning and finger wagging. So. Fucking. Hilarious. I feel sorry for the poor beast.
But seriously though, don't handle wildlife.