Tip: if your wine seltzer needs a little sprucing up, try some frozen pineapple instead of an ice cube!
(My response to the prompt)
There's still a reward
out for you, you know.
Either you do exist, or no one
cares enough that you don't
to revoke it. Will you
be a bet permanently
on the books? But I
should like to find you.
I would grab you by your tail
and quote Bible verses
til you granted me three wishes
at you, except I do not know
that Book that well. Its stories,
yes, fables, but no not its words
to be exact. I would like to hunt you.
Not much, not many the way you
are like are taken for any
serious teaspoon anymore,
for sure, but just
a little.
Some pedestrians swear
by Bigfoot, but oh,
you dirty, Jersey Devil, I
would whirl for you.