One of the kids I used to work with and I had this conversation. I helped him buy a very nice pair of slacks and two collared Polos. It freaked him out how differently he was treated by people because he was wearing a set of $50 worth of cotton.
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It's a super weird-ass phenomenon to observe, especially when you're the one being called 'sir.'