Paging OftenBen although I suspect he is much less subject to these sort of navel gazing relationship singly suffering sorts of - what's a word for a monologue that begins with an s? Ah yes - soliloquies - these days, so it were

Someone third tag this grrlski for me pls

Sidebar, my sister told someone I was a "walking dictionary" today, and while I deny the accolade, I remain pleased by it