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Several Injured and 3 Dyed After Colliding with a Food Colouring Truck

Hubston locals are feeling a little blue after news of a road traffic collision that occurred on Sunday morning. However, the exact cause of the accident is still a gray area. Eye witnesses say the driver fled the scene with a yellow belly moments after incident.

The event is a hot talking point for the community, especially as the road remains closed for the foreseeable future. "Initially I saw red," commented victim Brian Staynes. "I was wearing new clothes they were ruined. " Fortunately for Brian, the dyes can be washed out.

Some of the colorants also splashed over into neighboring gardens. One women who was tending to her plants at the time is reported to have suffered from a green thumb. However, emergency personnel say that there are no serious injuries resulting from the crash.

Others saw the funny side though. Joe Hughes was on his way to an audition for the local theatre's production of 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat'. "Now I'm living that dream," he said.

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