Weddings are a delight. With all the free grub, booze and dancing, not to mention the occasional show of entertaining (if a bit embarrassing) drunken drama courtesy of Uncle Bob or Aunt Daisy or fourth cousin Jimmy, weddings are indeed a handful of fun.
I'll admit, I have been to every one of these types of weddings, to a degree. There is one major one that is missing though: "The religious wedding."
I just attended one of these. There was a long, very Jesus-y ceremony and then lot's of crackers and fruit, lemonade and iced tea, chicken dance, no booze and no fun. It was pretty horrible. Luckily, my brother and I snuck in a flask. Iced tea and bourbon.
It's amazing how much money people spend on weddings in the US. Is it like that everywhere? I was talking with a guy last night that told me his in laws are working second jobs to save money for their other daughters wedding. It's going to be between $30 and $40k -That's just stupid.