“If you had a reservation somewhere and then a table at Per Se opened up, you’d want to go there,” Alex offers.

American Psycho was written in 1991. Bonfire of the Vanities was 1987. Fuck, What Makes Sammy Run was 1941. Douches are douches are douches to the beginning of time. I mean Per Se is five blocks from where Studio 54 defined "hookup culture" in nineteen diggity seven.