- Glad there are no more "performance reviews"

- Glad there are no more job applications

- Glad there are no more tedious fucking half-hearted "happy birthday" celebrations in the break room with cake that nobody really wants to eat

- Glad there are no more meaningless "sorry for your loss" cards passed around because nobody likes each other enough to be able to actually feel sorry for someone's loss

- Glad I don't have to live in North Hollywood anymore

- Glad I can now drive a thousand miles from civilization into nothing by choice, instead of starting from nothing and having to go a thousand miles to reach civilization

- Glad the junkie across the basement who stole my spoons to cook up on and my musical instruments to pay for the shit he cooked is dead or in jail I care not which

- Glad I never have to interact with a Human Resources professional in a professional capacity ever fucking again

- Glad to never see another cubicle ever again

- Glad the woman I love and the work I do are no longer separated by a 2 hour plane flight

- Glad to be done with Corrlinks

...that'll do for now.