Edit: Whoops, I guess I missed the 'keep it short' part...The actor in the centre of the stage
looks sadly at a teacup,
reads a poem off of the teacup,
then covers his face with a page from the poem
on the teacup.
From 'Little Viola Hidden in the Orchestra', by of Montreal.I got big balls
Big ole balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
From 'Tiger Woods' by Dan Bern.Even Cathy Berberian knows
There's one roulade she can't sing
From 'Your Gold Teeth' by Steely Dan (but then, most of their lyrics are great).Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
From 'Nothing' by Mujuice.