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kingmudsy  ·  261 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: So Let's Assume Life Continues . . .

Every year the PM leads a ritualistic blood-letting, and all the anger pours out from each canadian in the form of maple syrup. They bottle it and distribute their soul's malfeasance to other nations. The residual bad-vibes are soaked up by the naturally hate-absorbent Canada Geese, and it is rained down upon the US as they 'migrate' (read: fumigate) over our heads.

(Real answer: I have a theory about harsh climates naturally leading to particularly hospitable cultures. I haven't done enough research to back it up, but it seems like places that are Snowy or Hot or Hard-To-Live-In tend to have really friendly people.)