I have to recommend my roommate for my school's alcohol abuse program thing. He has a history of going out on the weekends and returning to do some pretty unprofessional shit, like going into plebe (freshmen) rooms and bothering them at night which fucks with chain of command-- he already once narrowly avoided getting in trouble for fraternization. We'll call him Fucko.

Last night Fucko came back to the room before curfew and proceeded to fall about as he changed clothes. My other roommate handled it by getting him to bed...

...until we wake up at 4AM because the overhead light turned on and we see another kid in our room fumbling with a bandage as Fucko is bleeding out from top of his head like a fucking water fountain. His sheets are covered in dried blood (and piss) and nobody including the guy with the bandage knows what happened. We have to be up in an hour to go to morning formation anyway so we pick up Fucko-- who had apparently fallen asleep while bleeding until random-guy found him because the blood was all crusted and covered on his face making him look like an Italian Freddie Krueger-- and took him to sick call.

My roommate and I are talking about this but we think it's time to get the homie some help. The punishments and consequences are so severe for using alcohol out of regulation so it's a tough decision.

Anyway that's how my morning is going.