Stuff on desk in order of importance:
>Calendar print-out made with iOS Calendar app
>Hot sauce (Trader Joe's decent Sriracha, but not on my top 5 hot sauce buys).
>Preserved Head of Actual Gator or Possibly Crocodile, Either Way It's Because My Unit's Nickname is The Gators
>$5 Coffee cup from amazon
>Uniform hat with giant picture of Obama duct-taped on the inside mostly meant to trigger rednecks (highly effective)