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blackbootz  ·  3184 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: August 26, 2015

Homer Simpson bought his daughter Lisa a pony and, to help pay for its living at a ranch, took up a second job.

Homer:

    I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.