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rezzeJ  ·  3243 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Write a poem. Here. Now. Don't think about it. Just do it. NOW!

  There once was a man
  with a dog as a pet
  The damn thing snored
  and couldn't get wet

  When the man went to bed
  his room in the shed
  The dog would complain
  That it wasn't being fed

  So it ran into the night
  And it ran a red light
  and it ran into downtown
  and broke up a fight

  When it came back
  The man had a snack  
  A peanut on some bread
  and a lump of blu-tack

  The next day day dawned 
  dwindle on the dog
  He stretched and he yawned
  and he nibbled a pog

  How could he eat 
  such lacklustre morsels
  He took a seat
  And looked at some dorsals

  Then he went for
  a wonder about
  What a score!
  He happened upon a trout

  As he munched it down
  and slurped into his belly
  The man just frowned
  and was sick on his telly