Excuse me sir, but is this the line for the karma train? Those were always my favorite parts of /r/circlejerk, along with the funny Navy Seal copypastas!
What a wonderful idea! I think copypasta is just the thing Hubski needs to stimulate intellectual discussion. It really forces the reader to dig deep into the text and discover the deeper meaning of it. For something truly thought inspiring one read through just isn't enough, and that's why copypasta is such a wonderful thing. It also lets us reflect on the repetition and monotony of everyday life, and how sometimes it's good to escape from that. I'm glad you made that point, ytknows!
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