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JTHipster  ·  4411 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Disney buying ‘Star Wars’ maker Lucasfilm for $4.05 billion from George Lucas.

Stop. Fucking stop. No more Star Wars. No more shitty movies or shitty MMOs or shitty TV Shows or novels or comics. Just fucking stop.

I feel like I had this really beautiful wife, she was super nice and hot and did everything right. Her only flaw was her love of midgets in furry costumes used to sell toys, but it was REALLY fucking minor so I overlooked it.

And for a long time we just got to chill and it was awesome. Sometimes we'd make stupid stories and films together, and we played some video games together but it was all pretty simple.

Then George Lucas came the fuck out of nowhere and stabbed her in the brain with a rusty knife and she became a comatose hospital patient for fucking YEARS. And then George came back and was like "Shit dude I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking, lemme come visit and try this meeting out again."

AND THEN HE FUCKING STABBED HER AGAIN.

And he came back AGAIN and then once more with a shitty CGI cartoon knife and just kept fucking stabbing my comatose wife. And now he's telling me he's giving his rusty knife to someone else and I'm supposed to be okay with them coming over and apologizing?

No, fuck you. No more Star Wars. Its over. It was great. It had its run. Let it be finished, for god's sake. Just let it end. I can't take it any more man. This shit is getting fucking ridiculous.

And its going to be terrible, and we all know it. If its mediocre people will defend it but it'll just be another shitty movie. Just fucking let it die already. I've got my original copies of my wife's photos and their really cool to look at but she's been stabbed like three times and its pretty much over.

Please dear god, make it stop, make it end.





b_b  ·  4411 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Just wait until they have a whole Star Wars Land at Disney World. You haven't seen sellout yet until that happens. I'm envisioning Jar Jar Binks characters walking around greeting kids as they enter the park. Hell rising.

JTHipster  ·  4410 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Fuck. Stop, i'd be forced to butcher everyone there to make it end.

The new movies need a seen where Jar Jar gets his legs cut off and is thrown in to lava in slow motion.