Yikes, what a trainwreck of a defense.
I do love even-slightly bipartisan memes. Sadly, the agreement ends with believing that Epstein was probably murdered, since I think it could involve anyone, not exclusively the Clintons. Trumpers seem to believe that Bill and Hillary slipped into Epstein's cell with, like, nine child sex slaves in their pockets, had one last pedo-orgy with Jeff, then broke his neck, ate the kids, and slithered back out into the night. Or something.
Please do investigate it, though. Two prison guards were charged with crimes today for being derelict in their Epstein-monitoring duties, so that's a start? Maybe they'll talk to clear their names, if there's any there there. But maybe he did manage to off himself. I'd love to know for sure, but not holding my breath.