I would not know about this travesty if I wasn't getting spam from GE for buying a dishwasher. Yeah. GE. Cute little startup out of New York, I think? Bright future ahead of them if they can ever reach profitability.
Fortunately for me, they've learned to market like all the hip young kids do so they're "kickstarting" a $1500 icemaker.
I'ma look forward to these things showing up used on eBay for pennies on the dollar. It's gonna look dope in my "man cave" or whatever the kidz say these days. I hope it doesn't clash too badly with my Juicero.
I know this - this smug-ass shitstain's portrait will hang over them both.
Someone could probably get a fun contact juggling routine out of spheres of ice. It would be a better use for them than watering down whisky. And still not worth $1,500. But if you're going to burn $1,500 on watering down your whisky you can at least get a good party trick out of it.