Prediction: The gov't will be re-opened tomorrow after Trump declares a "STATE OF TOTAL AND EXTREME EMERGENCY, THE WORST OF ALL TIME, PEOPLE ARE SAYING, AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER, A TERRIBLE PLACE, INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE" tonight. The ensuing legal battle deciding the constitutionality of this little political stunt will take years to play out in the courts. He might get a little bit of wall in the meantime.

Update: I was wrong.