Mead is for unemployed theatre majors and bad poets and is only appropriate whenconsumed at a jousting match.

I drink gin and whiskey because I feel guilty about being an asshole.

Tequila is sipped by druglords and during evenings that will contain mistakes.

Box wine is for people who like drinking wine more than they like talking about it. and also people who like drinking more than they like talking.

Bill Cosby used to have a bit in his stage act, where he demonstrated the different kinds of drunks... they way they walk, the way they hold their glass, the way they talk... it was from the late 1960's or early 1970's.

Fuckin' hilarious.

But Cosby is a Bad Man now, so we can't laugh at his work any more.

Jager and rumpleminz are for college students and masochists. The two mixed together are for the deeply depressed and suicidal.

I don't really have much of an opinion. I was a bartender for about 3 years of my life at craft cocktail bar and dives and a brew assistant at a brewery for a year during that time. Surprises me how apathetic I've become about alcohol. Miller Lite/High Life and well/call whiskey does me just fine when i do partake. Every once in a while I'll get a Rye Manhattan or the house spin on an Old Fashioned if it sounds good.

Gin has changed in recent years, here at least - there's been a massive boom. Now it's for girls who want to look more sophisticated and have it instead of vodka and coke, who think having it in a goldfish bowl will make them "classier" and pretend they can taste the difference underneath the elderflower tonic they've drowned it in.

Guinness is also a drink that people will use to pretend they're connoisseurs and maintain that it has to be topped after specifically 142 seconds for the perfect pint.

But I think Odder hits the nail on the head; drinking what you like doesn't make you a gobshite, but talking about it as if that's what makes you interesting does.

"Claret is the liquor for boys, port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero, must drink brandy."

- Samuel Johnson

I bring cinnamon whiskey with me in a flask on mountaineering trips :(

Mescal is for Mexicans and people that want to tell you all about how it's so different from Tequila.

When people pull out the Samogon (aka Russian Moonshine), it's sign it's time to call it a night.

four loko is the drink of insane people or soon to be puking 15 year olds.

And what is your opinion on tequila?

i legitimately enjoy piss-beer and i feel targeted by all sides whenever i see discussions of alcohol on the internet

it just tastes like slightly alcoholic carbonated water and i like carbonated water

is this so wrong, world