Well, it's not Keratoconus. It's just dry-eye.
And I don't have low Testosterone. I'm just a middle-aged dude with a vasectomy who is doing the Keto diet, and all three of these things lower your testosterone naturally.
So four months and maybe $2800 later, the result is, "Yep, you are pretty healthy for a fat middle-aged white dude. Get your glasses prescription updated, and use these eye drops a couple times a day while staring at the screen, and you'll be fine. Oh, and once you reach your goal weight, switch from Keto to a Paleo diet, so your body chemistry isn't constantly verging on hibernation mode."
It's a relief, and a let-down, and annoying. The entire medical industry (except for KB's birth center) can suck my left nut, and then go die in a fire.
I'd bank my cells with ForeverLabs if I ever thought these dinkus doctors could ever do anything productive with them.
And YAY I'm pretty dang healthy.
And ... now what?
Still haven't looked at my resume, but I have tagged about 9 different jobs on Glassdoor that I am PERFECT for and will pay me somewhere between $20k - $40k more than I'm making now.
So that's good.