See those fuckers? See the one waaaaaaaay on the right? I'm more than halfway through that one. That's eleven thousand pages if I were reading it, or four hundred and eighty four hours of audiobook as I am. I am twenty hours from being done. I can taste it. Tonight I will work until 2 or 3am, ride 15 miles home, then hop a Lyft to the airport in time to take a 7am flight home. Then either pay $60 to get home or wait an hour for my mother in law to pick me up. Then spend 36 hours with my loved ones and come back. I'm so sick of this shit.
That's about 20 days of audio, or 10 days on 2x. Audible tells me I'm at 10 days and 6 hours of total listening time spread over three years and 50 titles. Speaking of which, did I tell you how much I loved Sherry Turkle's Reclaiming Conversation? You mentioned it a while ago and it was stuck on my reading list for quite some time. I now notice the 'flight from conversation' everywhere, especially when I do it myself.
It's 3700 miles on the bike. The last book is particularly challenging because, contrary to what the Internet says, they fully expected to be done at 10 books (which took them 32 years). But then they got bored and decided to write the 11th book in the series, also the 150,001st book on Napoleon (by their own reckoning). Which includes like half the shit they had in the 10th book. Audible tells me I'm at 1 month, 10 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes. But I'm pretty sure that's per install not overall because it makes you re-earn all your badges every time you do a new install. My library has 240-some titles in it. Assume 40 of those are unread and assume the rest average 20 hours (which is probably conservative) and that's five and a half months of listening. That might be since switching to Android in 2015.