Bourbon is nice, my favorite liquor. But this election doesn't even deserve bathtub gin. Maybe America should stay sober while listening to the election results as a penance for nominating the two most disliked candidates in polling history. Watching Facebook posts will be funny at least. There will be a lot of meltdowns in my feed whichever outcome.
I would argue that forestalling the apocalypse for another few years is worth a little champagne. http://theweek.com/articles/470689/funniest-tweets-from-election-night-2012 http://theweek.com/articles/470688/president-obama-wins-reelection-17-hysterical-gop-reactions
I guess you're right, but I'm so not looking forward to hearing more conspiracy theories about the Clintons for four years from everyone out here in Texas. But really I'm kidding myself if I think any candidate left of Cruz could avoid the smearing here.
Let's be frank for a moment: I work in Hollywood. On a television show. That skews younger than anything else on network television. On the youngest-skewing network on the airwaves. And in the lunchroom today? I heard people I know and like talking about I-shit-you-not Clinton death camps. People are going to be losing their shit for years'n'years'n'years.