Hi everyone, I am new to hubski so I am just learning how to do this thing. Anyway, I love funny jokes and corny puns, so if you know of any please reply. Please keep them clean please.
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You've probably heard this one, but:How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles.
Please keep them clean please.You are asking too much. Welcome to hubski.
You are asking too much. Welcome to hubski.
Welcome! I'm new here also. Sorry, I don't know of any jokes off the top of my head. I'll come back if I think of any.