They should have one where Hansel and Gretel find their father's gun which he uses for home protection, and Gretel accidentally shoots Hansel in the mouth. Their father the woodcutter sorrowfully explains to the undertaker that he didn't keep the gun in a safe or use a trigger lock, because you don't have time for that in a home invasion. When he went out to cut wood, they were playing in the kitchen. He wasn't gone all but 15 minutes. Gretel bounces in and out of substance abuse treatment centers for a while and is eventually eaten by a witch.
Except then she wakes up to realize she wasn't actually eaten by a witch; she was human trafficked to Las Vegas where she's been so high on heroin that she hasn't realized she's been getting assaulted nightly for months. She then goes to the local Wal-Mart to buy a no waiting period shotgun on sale for $199.99 to end the suffering.Gretel bounces in and out of substance abuse treatment centers for a while and is eventually eaten by a witch.
The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn’t been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.
