Let me analyze your answers here . . .

1) Your choice of Transfomers out of the four listed cartoons is very suspicious. It shows that you have a heavy bias in favor of technology. To further compound things, your favorite character happens to be Optimus Prime. A leader. A straight arrow. An authority figure. This suggests that you value laws and structure. In short, this is the perfect answer a bot would give.

2) Combination fried rice. You know what's crazy about rice? There's a lot of it, making counting it a challenge. From what I understand, computers are all about numbers, so once again, this is a perfect answer for a bot.

3) You rationalization for the inexistence of Santa Claus is both deeply logical and completely unempathetic. If that doesn't scream "bot" I don't know what does.

4) While a Thunderbird if far from my first choice for a dream car, your answer is very unique. At the same time, you didn't say something a bot would say such as "Oh, a Honda Civic would be fine, I'm only worried about getting from point A to point B." Your answer here hints that you might not be a bot after all.

5) You don't want a dream job that appeals to your emotions or passions. Only cash. Cold. Hard. Emotionless cash. That's the kind of answer I'd suspect from a bot.

After thinking about things long and hard today, I've decided that your answer to question number 4 is sufficient enough to show that you very well might be human. You pass, for now. But be warned. I have Rick Deckard on speed dial.

I kid. I kid. It's nice to meet you by the way.