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lil  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: My First Month on a Dating Website

I know, I know. But if it makes someone giggle, it's worth reporting on.

The holocaust guy just wrote me. We're going to go for Chinese food at some point. It hasn't happened yet, but he has already predicted everything. He wrote:

    We shall meet. Then there will be Szechuan green beans. We will enjoy and talk. Then there was a loud clap of thunder and rain and the waiter was nice and then they went home.




user-inactivated  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  

don't fucking date him if he changes verb tenses at the drop of a hat

lil  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I know -- and he has a phd in Education and taught high school for 30 years. He brought me some kind of official document proving it.

He might be living in some kind of time warp and be capable of slipping into the future or past every time there's a clap of thunder. I should be afraid, but my bicycle is faster than his. He also talks to dogs. He can tell a dog's pedigree (even mixes) the way some people can identify cars.

I sent him the link to this thread.

user-inactivated  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  

meeting hubski is like meeting the fam

coffeesp00ns  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Maybe you should go after the ones who mention the Holocaust more? if you had a good time with this one...

_refugee_  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

This seems like it's inviting reducio ad Hitlerum, tho...

coffeesp00ns  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I'm feeling innapropriate.

kleinbl00  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  

coffeesp00ns  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  
user-inactivated  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  
steve  ·  3134 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Best.

Gif.

Ever.

lil  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

too soon.

coffeesp00ns  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

better?

I'm sorry lil, ILY <3

lil  ·  3135 days ago  ·  link  ·  

That one I love!!!

OftenBen  ·  2996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

In revisiting this thread I printed out a few of these. Not sure who is going to be the lucky recipient, but at least I'm prepared.

OftenBen  ·  2996 days ago  ·  link  ·  

In revisiting this thread I printed out a few of these. Not sure who is going to be the lucky recipient, but at least I'm prepared.