Full disclosure: a friend wrote this, but I love it.
This is really funny but I don't understand this website. Is it a venue? Is it a journal? Who is Judge?
Satire punk news. Judge is a HC musician, The Gilman is a legendary punk venue in Berkeley that I used to go to a bit, and this is the show the banner is referring to. Interestingly, this was like a "worlds colliding" thing for me, because my friend who wrote this is from Jersey and hasn't been to CA, so it was funny seeing the Gilman pop up there.The Hard Times is a very real punk news site that you should not question. Just absorb the information as truth and move on. The historic satire site was founded in December 1982 at 171A studios while the founding members were eating broken glass with The Bad Brains. It’s made by a group of punk and hardcore kids from all the different sub-genres of the DIY hardcore scene. Any resemblance to actual persons or band names is coincidental. We love hardcore. None of this is done with hate.