I'm not the greatest at comforting people but I'm the king of distractions. Pirate photoshop and try your best editing animal heads onto pictures of people. If you already have it and are any good find a challange at /r/photoshopbattles Go to Codecademy and learn how to make a website, if that's too easy then learn a new language from there. Find a crinkled, old piece of paper and use a pencil to create a picture around the crinkles. Clean everything. Edit/create a wikipedia page, if that sounds like too much effort Uncylopedia is good fun, it's like Encylopedia Dramatica but more intelligent and with less gore/nudity.
Kerbal Space Program The free demo is still pretty good, if you already have it try getting to Laythe, Eoloo, Bop on hard.
Procedural games and reddit are also great ways to waste time, but they're pretty un-productive and if you do them for too long you'll start to hate yourself. I hope you start feeling better soon :)