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thenewgreen  ·  3795 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Reviews of New Food

These are fun to read.

    For me, Kelp Krunch is a damn near revelation. It must be the creation of a Zen master, for it is both everything and nothing. Neither intensely delicious nor powerfully filling, yet one bar is in fact strangely satisfying. It does not so much give the notion of sustenance as it eliminates the feeling of hunger. I will look for this again.
-Kelp Krunch? Never, ever would I try this product... unless I read a paragraph like that. Now, if I ever see them, I want to try them.




fr33lunch  ·  3795 days ago  ·  link  ·  

“Sesame seeds? That’s stupid.” Best ever.

It feels a little like voyeurism, but I'm strangely fascinated by these reviews.