Inlaws still in town. Daughter still 2 weeks old. Feeling obliged to give all new followers something. First instinct was to post the ancient songs my iTunes algorithm throws up on my iPod while jogging but that seems a little too Facebook at the moment (despite my desire to subject 400 people to Dalek). So instead, a blast from the past that Reddit didn't care about three years ago.
You are now aware that the universal symbol for love ("❤") has nothing to do with the shape of the heart or the shape of a woman's butt and everything to do with the seeds of a plant that hasn't been seen in 2000 years.