by am_Unition

This has to be the best #nottheonion content I've ever seen.

"Does Eric eat fish?" Adams said, referring to the primary-eve stakeout of a Brooklyn brownstone apartment he listed as his primary residence despite the refrigerator containing what appeared to be salmon. "Does he eat a hamburger? Does he do this, does he do that?

Hahahhahahah! Good job, NYC, you elected a wackadoo.

There is now War on Cheese fanfic.