Well, I mean... Trump. Primarily, Trump would threaten American democracy if he wins in 2024. I wish you'd have asked me, Holman W. Jenkins, Jr., I could have cleared that right up for you.
Note the #humor tag, because this shit is a joke. Op-eds like this one are why I canceled my WSJ subscription.
I'm usually really good with parodying the perspectives of people that I heartily disagree with, but for one of the first times in my life, I feel handsomely upstaged by this author unironically being a fucking idiot. I have read the article at least twice, and I have no idea what the guy intended for the audience to conclude from it.
Yeah, y'all, at least Trump is honest about his lying, right?? Seriously wtf is this article, there are WSJ user comments of higher caliber below it. But forget those, I really liked this one:
But I guess Biden is better because he got rich selling our tax dollars to dictators?
Now that's the type of shit I'd come up with in parody. "Selling our tax dollars". Beautiful.