There've been a lot of requests for more informal and personal content, so this is Installment I of my diabolical plan to get us to talk to each other more than once per week!
This question is easy, breezy, beautiful (Covergirl). Recently, I've been giving my sister shit for eating an orange in the shower every morning. What's something you do while you're still waking up that's weird, unique, or tough to explain?
I'm going to leave my answer to this post as a comment, because pretty much everyone who knows my morning routine thinks I'm a fucking psychopath and I want to create room for reactions of horror, shame, violence, etc.