printA brief history of batshit conservative boycotts
by ButterflyEffect
This brings us to conservatives’ favorite method of protest: filming themselves destroying consumer products they already paid for to stick it to companies who try to expand their target demographic beyond “white people 55 and older who have brain lesions.” In honor of the latest iteration of this tactic, which has elderly racists torching their Nikes and inhaling synthetic polymer fumes in order to spite an advertisement featuring former San Francisco 49er and National Anthem-kneeler Colin Kaepernick, let us explore the storied history of this very smart and very effective method of civil disobedience — and what little it hath wrought.