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When Representative Kuempel decided the West Pole was in Bee Cave, Texas
by flagamuffin

    WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable

      	fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other
      	blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses;
      	gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster
      	horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each
      	honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is
      	the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas;
      	fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter
      	children; and kinder men; and

I've been there.