by kleinbl00

What stood out for me about the Vanity Fair piece wasn't so much anything the story said – it was pretty much the exceedingly well-worded but more than slightly off-the-mark profile I'd expect to find, circa 2015, inside a glossy magazine that smelled of three different colognes – but the tizzy fit Tinder threw on Twitter several days later. Nerves were struck, gauntlets were thrown.