by eightbitsamurai

“Why are you staring into the distance like that?”

“Well, I have minor and major worries. Which do you want first?”

“Uh…the minor, I guess.”

“Well, the Outlander’s broken free from the story, and my grasp. He’s pretty much free to do whatever he wants, and I’m not really sure what I’m going to do about that. If anything at all.”

“Oh my. That’s the minor worry? What the hell is the major worry?”

“…An uncomfortable number of people have already approached me so that they can have story-sex with kleinbl00.”

“That’s not a worry, sir. I’d have sex with kleinbl00.”

“I don’t even know what to say right now.”

“Mmmm, kleinbl00…I’m sorry, where were with this?”

“Let’s just keep going, I guess.”