Having trouble picking out a movie? Alone at home, crying at the shattered remains of your life while you wonder just where you went wrong, and if you can't salvage this horrible mess? Need something to win back the love of your life? Look further. I will do none of that.

Instead, I will start, as of tonight, a challenge. I will watch movies. Lots of them. Five a week, from netflix or current releases. More movies than there are stars in the sky. And I will write a review for every. Single. Movie.

Why? Because I am single, love film, and have a deep seated need to hurt myself through film. Keep your eyes peeled late tonight for #shouldiwatchthis.

Fuck.