So much wrong with this.
1) Not a single photo is in focus.
2) Not a single photo is orthogonal to the horizon.
3) The realtor's email address is at AOL.com.
4) Parquet floors.
Yeah it's $3.6m for 1500sqft, yeah it's in Trump Tower and yeah it used to belong to Paul Manafort but fuckin' hell faux bamboo and marble? I guess it answers the question "where does a man who wears an ostrich leather jacket live?"
It's like the photographer was packing up their things, lighting a cigarette, and calling their spouse when someone asked if they'd remembered to take a picture of the bathroom. This is the shittiest picture in the bunch, imo - the other ones at least give you SOME idea of the room's scale.
"Ah fuck it, why shouldn't a towel bar be the focal point?!" - Some guy probably
posted 1765 days ago