I came to the conclusion about 20 years ago that there's really onlly about 500-600 people in this reality and the forces of Loki keep juggling us around to think there's 8 billion or whatever.
If you had told me Wednesday that there was a direct line between the "punish your children for success" law professor and the "it's not attempted rape if you're a white teenager" supreme court justice I would have...
...well, I would have probably believed you because fuckin' Cohen's other client was Sean Hannity.
This shit is turning into a Scooby Doo episode.