Some seriously purple prose here but dayum it's like watching a gymnast:
It's gonna amuse me to no end if QAnon turns out to be SomethingAwful stretching to the limits of their ambition. My own conspiracy, of course, is that it's the Russians messing about creating certainty where they need it and doubt where they don't; no one has adequately explained to me what the fuck Voronezh was about and not only did my newspaper run pictures of aliens on the front goddamn page but Maury Povich flew the A Current Affair crew out to look at a bunch of burnt haystacks.
LOL The writer is a republican strategist. And hey, I like the purpleness of the prose.
NPR covered this bullshit yesterday.
Reporter: Why do you believe this person?
Rube: Trump shows he's aware of it in public statements after Q posts clues
Reporter: Can you give an example?
Every rube:...no...
I hope whoever invented this is shitting himself in uncontrollable laughter right now