I don't know how true this is for other people, but I can only ever vaguely think of what eggnog even tastes like most of the year, but that's mostly because when I do try it, I remember that I really don't like it. And yes, this is satire.


Eggnog is goddamn delicious, at least with bourbon in it.

My problem is that a glass of eggnog with bourbon in it has more calories than a glass of bourbon and two eclairs, so I never drink eggnog anymore.

If it's around I will splash it in my coffee.

posted by deltree711: 492 days ago