I'm in a shitty mood and Disney is a shitty company.
Does anybody need another live-action version of The Jungle Book? What about The Lion King, a film featuring, as any father of a 2-year-old will tell you, no human characters and a lot of annoying talking animals?
An exercise in which we use your indignation at the continuous assault on freedom of the press to make you feel better about your misanthropic hatred of whatever the proles are watching these days.
Nope I'm done. Disney is a shitty company but this is a shitty article.